Laura's Lair: Golden crispy fries by the sea

8.23.2025

Golden crispy fries by the sea

The salt-laced wind whipped my hair across my face, stinging my eyes, but I kept them fixed on the horizon. Dad, a silhouette against the setting sun, wrestled with the rusted anchor chain, the metal groaning with each heave. Our skiff, the *Barnacle*, bobbed like a cork in the sapphire expanse. This tiny speck of land, nothing more than a strip of sand and a leaning shack, was home for the night.

“Almost there, kiddo!” Dad’s voice, rough as barnacles, carried over the waves. He dropped the anchor with a splash that sent a spray of cool water over the bow. “Last leg of the run. You smell that?”

A faint, savory scent drifted on the breeze, cutting through the briny air. It was a promise, a beacon.

“Fries,” I breathed, my stomach rumbling in agreement.

“The best this side of the archipelago,” Dad grinned, pulling himself onto the sand. “Old Man Tiber runs the place. He remembers your mom.”

We trudged up the slope, the sand crunching under our boots. The shack, *The Salty Siren*, glowed with a single, flickering lantern. Inside, the air hung thick with frying oil and the low hum of conversation. A man, his face a roadmap of sun-creased wrinkles, wiped down the counter.

“Well, look what the tide dragged in,” Tiber rumbled, his eyes crinkling at the corners. “Thought you’d given up the sea for good, Elias.”

Dad clapped him on the shoulder, a laugh rumbling in his chest. “Never, Tiber. Just a long haul. Got the little one with me this time.”

Tiber’s gaze softened, landing on me. “You’ve grown, girl. Last I saw, you were knee-high to a crab trap.” He set two baskets before us, overflowing with golden, crispy fries, steam curling off them. “On the house. For old times’ sake.”

I picked one up, the potato’s warmth radiating through my fingers. The first bite was pure bliss—crisp exterior, fluffy interior, perfectly salted.

“Remember the story,” Dad murmured, his voice low, “about your mom finding that map behind the bar?”

I nodded, mouth full. “The one to the Sunken Pearl.”

Tiber leaned in, a glint in his eye. “That map… it wasn’t just a story, Elias. Your mother, she always said it was real. And she left something here for you. Said if you ever came back, I’d know.” He reached under the counter, pulling out a small, tarnished brass locket. “She wanted you to have it. Said it held the key.”

My fingers trembled as I took the locket. It was heavy, cool metal. I flipped it open, revealing not a picture, but a tiny, folded piece of parchment. Dad’s eyes widened.

“She did it,” he whispered, a tremor in his voice. “She actually did it.”

“What is it?” I asked, my voice barely a squeak.

Dad carefully unfolded the parchment. It was a crude drawing, a series of symbols and a single, unmistakable line pointing out to sea, away from the island.

“A new adventure, kiddo,” Dad said, his gaze meeting mine, a familiar fire rekindling in his eyes. “Your mom… she never stopped looking.”

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