I come from a long line of lighthouse keepers

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I come from a long line of lighthouse keepers

It's bright, but very lonely inside

After four straight days awake I begin to hallucinate

I see you feeding me blueberry pie

I'm a lumberjack, but you already knew that

From when you first saw my chiseled physique

Though I can fell a tall pine without batting an eye

I got a soft spot for baby trees

I keep a live lobster inside of my shirt

I can tame any creature of the sea

You make my temperature rise, and it's no surprise

I'm gonna steam it with my body heat

You may have heard that the leading cause of death in Maine

Is moose on the highway

But when riding with me, you can be worry free

I bathe in bear pee and it keeps 'em at bay

It keeps 'em at bay, baby

Yeah, but you smell like bear pee

I wanna be your Maine man

Let me be your Maine man

Don't let him be your Maine man

I'm gonna be her Maine man

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Girl, I can build you a cabin in a month

I can do it all by myself

But the truth is it'll take at least six months

And he'll make you and his cousin Glenn help

But I'll take you on a romantic cruise, ah

In my arctic exploration schooner

That's just what he wrote on the side of his paddleboat

Don't go anywhere alone with this loser

Baby, don't listen to him

He didn't move to Maine until he was 10

But I know so much about Maine

I got Maine facts all up in my brain

Well, what's the state fish? The landlocked salmon

The state bird? Black-capped chickadee

The state fossil? Pertica quadrifaria

The state insect? European honey bee

The state gemstone? Tourmaline

State herb? Winter green

And the state cat is the Maine coon

The state animal is moose

The state mammal is moose

And the state girl of Maine is you

I wanna be your Maine man

Let me your Maine man

I'm gonna be your Maine man

No, I wanna be your Maine man

I've been living in Maine

I've been working in Maine

I got some cousins in Maine

I've been buying groceries in Maine

Been paying my taxes in Maine

I've been supporting the economy of Maine

And I'd like to get the child tax credit in Maine

But I'm gon' need some help with that, girl

I wanna be your Maine man

                ~~I Wanna Be Your Maine Man, Rhett and Link